These are photos of my family - i know it's big they're catholic

Rummy

By Popular demand this is a picture of me.
Look how beautiful i am.

My Eating Habbits

Kieran Says: "Rummy, there have been some allegations that you have a bit of a weight problem. I have heard that once you ate a whole packet of cat food. Is this true, and what do you think about it?"

Kieran i don’t think that you can really talk about weight problems, if you weren't a man i would think that your pregnant - with twins. Poor Suzie i don’t know how she puts up with you.

However my Weight problem is commonly referred to as my "undercarriage." My undercarriage is not a result of overeating but constant stretching and a hysterectomy. Unlike You Kieran.!!!!!

I did eat a whole bag of food and i am proud of that achievement. As you know i am a very clever cat, i managed to knock over the cat food while Peter was away. He is so stupid, he left the food open on the bench and went to Lorne for the weekend, giving me lots of time to polish off the food.

The Fat Tommmy says:
"Rummy you little fat arse you sound as if you have the undrcarriage of a 8 month pregnant cow. Tommy sounds like a legend and i think cat Jail is a wonderful idea and one that should be practiced regularly until then Jonas Bjorkman walks on water. "

The Mike Says:
"Rummy you sound like an unfortunate looking cat, have you considered doing something about your undercarriage? Rummy has this undercarriage come of age or is it hereditory? "

The Explanation of the name Rummy

The Mike says:

"You seem to be quite a contradiction: I understand that your name is 'Rum Tum Tiger' but you are a girl! You also have had a histerectemy. Not much 'Rum Tum Tiger' about that!Do you feel that your owner 'Peter' violated you by making you have a histerectemy?

I understand that his last and late friend Rex did not have to have such an operation and that he would sometimes get quite excited. Do you resent him for this in any way?Your familiy seems very weird!"

I understand that my feeder Peter went to see a show called "cats" and decided that his new cat (at that stage he didnt have a cat) Rum Tum Tiger after the main tom cat in the musical. I am very happy with the name, the fact that i was a female cat did not turn peter off the name. Peter may be likened to a Cocker Spanial (quite mad.)

All i remember about my late friend rex is that he was senile at the time and often did walking shits while crossing the road...

Why cocker spaniels are so mad - A Rummy point of View

For those who do not know me i am a very fussy and spoilt cat ... i hate any other kind of animal. My master Peter tells me that because i was not raised by my mother i never learnt to behave like a real cat .... which leads me on to my latest fan mail:

Jo says:
"Rummy I believe you have a best friend called Beau. Can you tell us a bit about him as I know you love him very much"

Beau is the only dog i dare to come into close contact with, however i think that Beau is a little mislead (which is not surprising considering he is a crazy cocker spaniel) when he tries to sniff my arse i hiss and try to scratch him. But we have been friends since i was a kitten and it is true that i love beau when he is not sniffing me.

Just for the record i still cant understand why crazy cockers paniels spin around all the time espicially those ones like Beau who dont even have a tail.

Rummy's Fan Mail

"Wow Rummy, your life story is interesting to date. I was wondering if you could clarify a few things that I have heard about you.

Is it true that you send mean birthday and christmas cards to your family? Why would you do that?It is also interesting that you complain about learning so many wonderful tricks. These tricks could you tour way out - why not join the circus? I do hear that you have small paws and smell like cabbage. "

Rummy's Comment: thankyou i know that i am a very wonderful cat ... it is great to hear from someone who appreciates me ... unlike tommy and Barb

My Owners

This is a photo of my owner (left) Suzie and the person who stole me (right) Peter.

Peter says that Suzie abandoned me, but I know that she had to go to university and I understand that she is not with me all the time.


The Fat Tommy says:
"Rummy i Hope you look a little bit better than your owners Bcoz the one on the right looks like francis urquhart do you know him Rummy. the one on the left looks like someone out of revenge of the nerds from the omega Moos house anyway keep it real jonas Bjorkman still walks on water."

The Adoption of Rum

I was adopted into the Byrne family. I've had many traumatic experiences. I was mislead into believing that I was going home with Suzie Byrne and she was going to be my new mistress. Instead I was disappointed and taken into the care of Peter Byrne. I have grown to love him, but I feel that he uses me.

He frequently reminds me that I was abandonned by my real mother. I love Suzie very much and I understand that when I was adopted by the Byrne family, she had to go to university and leave me in the care of Peter Byrne. I miss her very much.

Peter often reminds me that I'm a very ugly cat. And that when he came to adopt me, I was the only kitten left in my litter and this is due to the fact that I everybody else thought that I was too ugly. For those who do not know me, I am a girl cat. But, I have a beard and a moustache.

My other distinguishing features include white socks and a white tip on the end of my tail. Peter often reminds me that I'm very special because not many cats have a white tip on the end of their tail.

However, I do love my family, especially when Suzie comes home to visit me. I don't like it so much when Tommy comes home to visit me, because he puts me in cat jail. These jails may consist of: solitary confinement in the laundry basket; a really cold place the only a cat could fit; and even a place he refers to as "the magic trick". Sometimes I have to hide under the bed for very long times to avoid Tommy.

Another interesting thing about me is that I am a very long cat. This was discovered when I was a kitten, and Peter and Suzie insisted on stretching me. When I got my hysterectomy, Suzie and Peter were advised to stop stretching me. I was relieved. However, this short amnesty ended very soon, and now that I'm fully recovered, the stretching continues.

I also have lots of other tricks, including the penguin, the gun shot, and when Suzie tries to wrap me around her neck. I will elaborate on these tricks at a later date, I have to see my psychologist to prepare for those postings.

I will leave you here for now,

RUMMY

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