My Eating Habbits

Kieran Says: "Rummy, there have been some allegations that you have a bit of a weight problem. I have heard that once you ate a whole packet of cat food. Is this true, and what do you think about it?"

Kieran i don’t think that you can really talk about weight problems, if you weren't a man i would think that your pregnant - with twins. Poor Suzie i don’t know how she puts up with you.

However my Weight problem is commonly referred to as my "undercarriage." My undercarriage is not a result of overeating but constant stretching and a hysterectomy. Unlike You Kieran.!!!!!

I did eat a whole bag of food and i am proud of that achievement. As you know i am a very clever cat, i managed to knock over the cat food while Peter was away. He is so stupid, he left the food open on the bench and went to Lorne for the weekend, giving me lots of time to polish off the food.

The Fat Tommmy says:
"Rummy you little fat arse you sound as if you have the undrcarriage of a 8 month pregnant cow. Tommy sounds like a legend and i think cat Jail is a wonderful idea and one that should be practiced regularly until then Jonas Bjorkman walks on water. "

The Mike Says:
"Rummy you sound like an unfortunate looking cat, have you considered doing something about your undercarriage? Rummy has this undercarriage come of age or is it hereditory? "