Rummy's Fan Mail

"Wow Rummy, your life story is interesting to date. I was wondering if you could clarify a few things that I have heard about you.

Is it true that you send mean birthday and christmas cards to your family? Why would you do that?It is also interesting that you complain about learning so many wonderful tricks. These tricks could you tour way out - why not join the circus? I do hear that you have small paws and smell like cabbage. "

Rummy's Comment: thankyou i know that i am a very wonderful cat ... it is great to hear from someone who appreciates me ... unlike tommy and Barb